Brycelover

1. Rule 1. – The Boss is always right.

2. Rule 2. – If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.

3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.

4. Ph.D. stands for “Pull Him Down”. The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.

5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

6. It doesn’t matter what you do, it only matters what you say you’ve done and what you are going to do.

7. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

8. Following the rules will not get the job done.

9. If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.

10. Everything can be filed under “Miscellaneous” .

11. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.

12. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.

13. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.